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Whitney. Follower of Christ. 24. Dental student.

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance
astoldbywhit astoldbywhit Said:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

Another very valid argument.

Asker imsammarie Asks:
You love All girls except white girls 😞
astoldbywhit astoldbywhit Said:

dynastylnoire:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

indieintrovert:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating

i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self

hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as

"eww darkskin"

"i hate natural hair"

"black girls are ghetto "

"i dont like black girls"

BUT WAIT THERE’S MOREE!!!!!!!

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critically acclaimed hits such as

"why don’t they wear weaves"

but they cant make up there mind so we also have

"why do they wear weaves"

"white girls winning"

and my personal favorite

"chance the rapper makes good music"

I wouldnt be a good salesmen if I didn’t show you the product so lets try it out

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lets try for another result

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ahhh here we go

found the first 3 potential bachelors for u

For the low low price of 3 installments of your pride and dignity

you can be well on your way to finding u a coon black dude who loves snowflakes

happy hunting

and dont forget to tell em flizzy sent ya for a whopping 30 percent off the suggested retail price

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WOW!! what a deal my heads gonna explode

GADZOOKS!!! 

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HOW COULD ANYONE PASS UP THIS AMAZING OFFER

Its available for a limited only so call now

1(888)-whitegirlswinning

or

our toll free number 763-thatsmyniggatshirtshalfoff

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what are ya waiting for

Can I love you

🙊😂😂😂🙈

It’s back and I’m still weak!

😂😂😂😩😩😩!!!

I’ve been thinking, which is what I do best of course. Why do we glamorize and idolize each other? Oh I wish I had that, I gotta act like this to have friends, oh I have to get this or that like this person..OMG! People, that’s the enemy talking! He tells you that you have to do this and be like that just to be worth something. No way! As children of God we are worth so much more than what “humans” think. As humans, we are and always will be imperfect, but Jesus was perfect. And the only person we need to “be like” is Christ. Yeah, easier said than done with all these media images floating around, but we have to redefine what is beautiful. I’m not saying that we can’t keep ourselves up, but if you concentrate on being like Christ and not like someone else that you “think” has it all, you will find some much joy. 🙏☺️ #justthinkin #butyalldonthearme #loveyourself #beyou

bedlammagazine:

Our walk with God isn’t about a list of rules. It’s about a relationship with Him.

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dogshaming:

Poor Application Technique

I woke up to this at 4:00 in the morning. He even ate the replacement lipstick, too. What does it mean?